REAL EARTHQUAKE SURVIVAL
Heavens to Betsy! An earthquake hit wine country, and the upper-middle class are dealing with spilled rivers of their favorite cabernet. While everyone scrambles to pack their earthquake survival kits, we have a few suggestions to go alongside your trail mix and water bottles:
Whiskey (because blackouts are boring)
Brass knuckles (defend your powerless Macbooks)
Condoms (again, blackouts are boring)Read more »